Thursday, March 15, 2012

Shopping for Bitches

Something that I really enjoy is giving to people. When they open up the package, and I see their smile, I just get such a great feeling inside.

Over time, I have bought my ex(?) friend, Dani, multiple gifts:

-Nailpolish, $18
-Viva La Juicy, $25
-Dooney & Bourke key chain, $40
-and tons of other crap

Sure, I randomly bought them for her, except the keychain was for Christmas. She didn't even get ME anything. She told me that she got me the cologne I really wanted but returned it, but who would do that? I'm not trying to sound like snooty, petty bitch, but it makes me mad that she didn't even give me a card for my birthday.



-Mark Bradley


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